Monday, February 16, 2009


The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Sweet Home 16 February Year of Viagra

Bracko backs off faith based pledges,
hedges promises of yore
and risks becoming
Boehner’s whore!

More equivocation on the church
besmirches written record
on this issue!

Meanwhile, nation sneezes into tissue
of continued Burris lies!
Song of Roland plays again
as feds look in his eyes!

Lawyers say that he’s real clean,
while Burris, at their side, just nods,
a bobble headed pol
from Cesspool Illinois!

Dick sez: Okay, boys, let’s ante up
and play another hand:
dealer’s call is Liars’ Poker.

And! The BeneDicktion!
Dear Jehovah
Please tell us which world deity
should be sculpted on Mount Rushmore,
then strike with lightning
who doesn’t agree.

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