DODO DADA DISS!

Late breaking news from The Dick Times: News That Bites! Meryl Streep lifts Golden Globe carpet and finds a rat's nest of PET hair! "Disabled" diss prompts twitter hiss from Trump, whose stump speech reached millions of shallow minds! Dick finds nada to like in Dada tweets, sez PET really eats! ("Bites" won't rhyme, darn it.)