SCHOOL OF HARD KNOX!

The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Chicago 19 March Year of Viagra

SCHOOL OF HARD KNOX
Bone Us package
stiffs U.S.
and sticks us with gigantic bill!

What swill contaminates the banking pool
and what the hell’s an A.I.G.
asks Dick.

What lowdown thieves
these number crunchers are
and after thirty years
the lower bar of Reagan days
has left us in a Purple Haze
of anger!

And! The BeneDicktion!
Oh Prince of Piece of Pie-
Where’s mine?

THIS MAY PINCH A BIT!

The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Chicago 16 March Year of Viagra ( Boehner, get it? )
THIS MAY PINCH A BIT!

Not so vanished veep creeps back
to make more news,
offers stomach-turning views
on new administration!
Dick sez: If castration is a cure for serial rapists,
let’s de-nut this prick!

And!! The BeneDicktion!
Oh Lord, please guide our hand
as we perform
the operation,
let not our anxious fingers slit the throat
of this dissembling Judas Goat.
Amen, Ahhhhhh Women!