Friday, January 09, 2009

Son of Bad Hair Day!


Son of Bad Hair Day
The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Chicago
9 January 2009 aka eleven days to go!

Ill house does tough love,
shoves gov to senate trial
while Bad Rod bites sod
as face hits prairie dirt!

Springfield crowd crows proudly,
puffs out chest in besting busted jerk!

Blago won’t go quietly,
apes Fargo role
while being dragged away:
“I didn’t do it! I didn’t do it!”

Dick sez: if Rod’s house goes into
foreclosure we can move our offices
over there in a few wheelbarrow trips.

And: The Diquiz! sort of
Barry Fitzgerald
Bing Crosby
Bob Hope
Obama’s Hope
Patrick Fitzgerald
Rope- a- dope -Rod
Is that six degrees, or is it a stretch?

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Bad Hair Day #2


The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Chicago, 6 January 2009
Just a few blocks east of Casa Blago!


Third rate hack gets sacked!
Heads back to Chi town
wearing dark frown
on brown face,
vows to enter
senate race
in aught ten
if and when
the Illinois machine
okays it!

Bad Rod gave Burris
hairy nod
invoking will of god
to fill Obama seat!
But Blago’s smelly feet of clay
have wrecked the day
for Roland’s power play,
and now we gotta wait to
hear the court’s decision on
this car crash
of democracy
in action!

Dick sez: what fraction of this joke do
we agree to when we vote?

And! The Diquiz!
How many unqualified incompetent and
crooked politicians has Richie Daley
championed in their electoral races with
clearly superior opponents?