Friday, January 09, 2009

Son of Bad Hair Day!

Son of Bad Hair Day
The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Chicago
9 January 2009 aka eleven days to go!

Ill house does tough love,
shoves gov to senate trial
while Bad Rod bites sod
as face hits prairie dirt!

Springfield crowd crows proudly,
puffs out chest in besting busted jerk!

Blago won’t go quietly,
apes Fargo role
while being dragged away:
“I didn’t do it! I didn’t do it!”

Dick sez: if Rod’s house goes into
foreclosure we can move our offices
over there in a few wheelbarrow trips.

And: The Diquiz! sort of
Barry Fitzgerald
Bing Crosby
Bob Hope
Obama’s Hope
Patrick Fitzgerald
Rope- a- dope -Rod
Is that six degrees, or is it a stretch?

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