The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Dee Cee, 30 January, Year of Viagra
BIG GOVERNMENT’S HARD CHOICES!
Public good stiffed as new House erects obstacles!
Ohio’s Boehner leads Red Horde remnants
in charge down hill
to everlasting fiscal hell!
Minority practices recovery interruptus
by throwing sand
in bailout gel!
Right thrusts limply in fray
to raise country from depths,
wants less taxing method
of pushing us out of hole!
Republicans take unanimous role
in pouring cold water
on President’s plans!
Obama softens demands
as opposition hardens!
Nation counts to eight hundred
to avoid premature deflation
of high hopes!
Dick sez: when you’re on the ropes
say a prayer to St. Reagan,
patron of illusion, delusion,
and financial confusion.
And! The Diquiz!
What the hell is it with those bathtubs
in the Cialis commercials?
