The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Dee Cee, 20 January aught nine,
The winter of our newcontent.
A Fargo Moment!
Barack puts Dub in chopper
as troops and coppers watch,
unmoved!
Bush taken to Texas for observation
by remains of Red Horde
while country’s spirit soars
in vast relief!
First couple does victory dance at ball
after millions vacate mall
where ground rises two inches
and temps fall ten degrees!
World sees all on CNN
as hours long parade
puts last eight years in shade!
Dick sez: My memory’s fading fast:
who was that polyp in the wheelchair?
