Monday, January 19, 2009

Oaf of Office

The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Chicago, one day to go!

Dub rubbed out!
Regime change finally works
as Texan heads to Dallas home
where buffaloes no longer roam,
having been killed off
by early version
of Bush doctrine!

Obama mounts abandoned Horse of State
while dimwit cowboy and his mate
go home to count their blessings:
1. He’s not doing time in Leavenworth
2. His pals are all warbucks millionaires
3. His brother Jeb is waiting in the wings
4. His Supreme Court will let him off the hook

And! The Diquiz!
Which yielded less intelligence?
A. Waterboarding
B. Bush’s SATs?

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