Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Hail Siezure!

The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Fortress DC, 20 January, year of the monkey, cont.
Hail Seizure!

So easy lies the head that sits beneath his crown
and this, the winter of our discontent,
will see no summer ‘til a new day dawns
in four more years.

In tears we’ll watch the army posting guard
so he can once again proclaim
“Bein’ president is real hard work!”

and all around the globe the world’s citizens
can scratch their chins and wonder
how a jerk like Dub could win the hearts and minds
of folks unduly blessed with everything
but common sense.

Dick sez: a mensa candidate he ain’t.

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