Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Dick does take-out

The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dick does take-out!
Dateline the Capitol, 24 January year of the slug
revised Chinese calendar

Brown Rice is steamed by liberals
but doesn’t soften!

Dick sez: I often add some olive oil
to tenderize; try the extra virgin

Condoleezza rigid under rising tide
of criticizing!

Dick sez: not surprisingly, fried rice becomes
real crispy if it’s overcooked.

Some senators imply she should be booked
for passage out to Leavenworth!

Dick sez: when the server brings it to you overdone,
say “Hon, you suffer from a dearth of common sense;
this stuff’s too tough to chew!”

Bush sez tough Rice is good for you!

Dick sez: that guy knows beans about cuisine!
Scrape it off the plate and order menu number seventeen:
“Dim Dub Go Bai”

And: The Diquiz!
George W. Bush’s “war on terror” has thus far cost
the nation over three hundred B billion dollars in funds
spent or committed.
If Carl Sagan and Johnny Carson
were up in heaven now, would Carl make vivid to Johnny
the size of this pile by describing it as a stack of one dollar bills
reaching out to the edge of the solar system?

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