Sunday, January 30, 2005

Dick Reviews the week!

The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Dee Cee, 30 January, year of the post turtle
Chinese “New Entrepreneurs” calendar
News ot the week in review!

Rice crosses fingers twice in double oath taking!
Two swearing- ins required
to make her keep her word
to save us from
all enemies, both foreign and domestic.

Bless Dick if he doesn’t think
she’s a double-crosser!
And! Hillary climbs new heights of double-talk
and balks at all-out fight to back abortion rights!

Her aides stay up at night to parse these speeches
and she reaches out to move the hearts and minds
of those who hate her most
as ghost of Clintons past!
And! Iraqi voters file gallantly to polls to cast their votes
thus making world safe from U.S. presence there!

It’s on the square and up and up says Bush
in push to give his boys a chance to bail-
we hope.
And! Executives at DuPont voice objections
to talk of U.S. pullout
fearing fall in future orders for body bags
if killing lags behind market projections!

They seek congressional protections
of Viet Nam variety
when Napalm was the scent du jour:
it smelled like victory.
Dick sez: when all this is history
will it still be so much fun?

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