Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Darwinist Dick

The Dick Times: News that Bites!

Vote test love fest
indulged by right wing cupid
as red states
privilege to be stupid!

Majority voice makes curious choice
returning failed commander to his post:
most disrespected world leader!

Bush and crew have trolled for votes
among the country’s dimmest!
The bottom feeder’s found his votes
where school funding is the slimmest!

Dick sez: Keep ‘em barefoot, pregnant,
and measured for army fatigues!

And! Genetics 101!
Which gene pool will be most diminished
by further bloodshed in middle eastern wars?
That of the people who most despise Darwinism?
Do you feel safer with the reds in charge?

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