Sunday, November 07, 2004

The Cowardly Lyin'

The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline: Land of Oz, 7 November
The Cowardly Lyin’!

Brainless straw man paves the way
to our disaster
using blood red bricks
and sticks to his agenda:
the gospels are revealed!

And now he tries to hide
from campaign’s spread of fear
by claiming morals won the field!

Tin pot Texan seals our country’s fate
for years to come
and we are saddled with the bum
for one more term!

And his brother Jeb is slated to succeed!

Dick sez: As one foul deed doth follow others
will we get stuck with Bushie brothers?

And! The Diquiz!
Where do the Republicans get these people?
Dan Quayle, Spiro Agnew, Joe McCarthy,
Alan not-a -senator Keyes, the Bush boys?
Is there a hidden rock garden somewhere
in which their eggs are incubated?
The Garden of Getting Even?
To have gone from Theodore Roosevelt to this
aristocracy of ignobility in one hundred years
may be proof that the evangelicals are correct
and that Darwin was wrong.
Jim Mall Chicago

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