GOP ROCKS!

LIVE FROM CHICAGO!! IT'S THE DICK TIMES: NEWS THAT BITES!! Major earthquakes strike U.S. as D.C. Republicans crawl from beneath rocks to endorse Trump! Former naysayers cry "Yay!" while sloughing off tough denials from distant past ( last week ) !
Dick sez: 8 points on the rectum scale! Excise those polyps, and and get them to the lab!