Thursday, October 28, 2004

Bush In Boots

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Bush in Boots

Pussy cavalier smears war hero
as Rome burns,
apes role of Nero
playing second fiddle to Cheney,

belittles his brainier betters,
butters up far right fanatics
and batters semantics
as he frantically gropes his way
to four more years!

His radical vision: bible fused
with constitution,
recanting Democrats
all granted absolution!

Dick sez: bless me Dubya,
for I have sinned-
I want you outed,
you want inned.

And! Dick’s amazing bible prophecies, part two!
We turn first to the Book of Job, KJV

2/26 Do ye imagine to reprove words,
and the speeches of one that is desperate,
which are as wind? ( Dick’s mission is foreseen )

14/20 Then prevailest for ever against him
and he passeth. ( Kerry kicks butt! )

7/21 Now I shall sleep in the dust.
( George goes back to Texas )

15/34 For the congregation of hypocrites
shall be desolate, and fire shall consume
the tabernacles of bribery.
( Dub’s country club conservative pals
must now reconfigure their contribution strategies )

7/11 Therefore I will not refrain my mouth.
( Dick stays in business through the Kerry / Edwards term )

And! Some final Revelations!
22/6 These sayings are faithful and true.
22/7 Blessed is he that keepeth the sayings
and prophecy of this book.
Amen, brother!

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