Dick sees Red!

The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Red Horde Central, 21 December

Bushspeak climbs higher peak
as Chief pronounces deep belief in Rummy!

Applying verbal tummy rubs
Dub goes “He’s good fellow,
follows mellow heart’s fond wish
to help the poor Iraqis serve up dish

of Sunday School democracy

in place of bad theocracy

where Jesus
doesn’t whisper
in the leader’s ear.

“Have no fear,” The Chief goes on,
“this will only last a few more years,
‘til all of us or all of them are dead.”

(This last part was not actually said,
but what the hell, it’s what the moron means.)

Dick sez: He's Time Magazine’s “Person of the year”