HEADLINE SHOCKERS NAVIGATE SPAM BLOCKERS!!!
The virgin birth!
DATELINE PEARL HARBOR DAY, CHICAGO!!
Cheney family reenacts the Christmas story with a virgin birth
as gay daughter Mary ( !!! ) announces due date!
Grandma Lynn dons second face
to lovingly embrace the mom to be
as they await this child!
New mother’s life partner volunteers for test
to quell hermaphroditic fears of near right
while far right foams at mouth, cites bible prophecies
of cataclysmic world’s end!!
Dub, unsure of safe response,
takes senate poll
and turns down role of godfather!
Clinton sends his DNA, co-opting any suit,
claims he now shoots only blanks
thanks to clip and snip job
and twenty more American kids are killed
in mild insurgency
as Rome burns, baby, burns!!
Dick turns head and hurls.
And!! The Diquiz!
Which honored reverend Christian father
is quoted in the New Testament admonishing
against sexual intercourse between
husband and wife?
A. Paul
B. St. Paul
C. The Apostle Paul
( we don’t want to leave any doubt in
your mind, as doubt can lead to apostasy )
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