Language police

From the Dick Times: News that Bites!! Special from the Language Clarification Desk! In response to queries from Trump supporters, as opposed, marginally, to athletic supporters, please be advised of the distinction between ignorant boobs and stupid tits, the former being Trumpers, and the latter being those giant basketballs featured on porn sites. Dick sez: Dear Trumpers, If someone calls you a stupid tit, you have misheard "twit", meaning jerk, ass, or Republican.