Monday, March 16, 2009

THIS MAY PINCH A BIT!


The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Chicago 16 March Year of Viagra ( Boehner, get it? )
THIS MAY PINCH A BIT!

Not so vanished veep creeps back
to make more news,
offers stomach-turning views
on new administration!
Dick sez: If castration is a cure for serial rapists,
let’s de-nut this prick!

And!! The BeneDicktion!
Oh Lord, please guide our hand
as we perform
the operation,
let not our anxious fingers slit the throat
of this dissembling Judas Goat.
Amen, Ahhhhhh Women!

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