Two Finger Salute!

The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Chicago 16 January 2009 aka four days to go!
News of the day!
Two finger salute! or Bride of Bad Hair Day!

Blago’s mouthpiece bails on senate trial,
tosses vile Rod to Springfield wolves
after House impeaches!

Genson hates to lose,
chooses not to play dead hand
as band of legislators
closes in on hated Gov!

No love lost for Rod downstate
as only sis-in-law in legislature
casts “nay” in tossing him!
Family first, sez Ms. Mell,
while every other guy sez
“Go to hell! ”

Dick sez: what is it that runs downhill?
That’s why Springfield is south of Chicago!

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