Reeling in Rod

The Dick Times:News that Bites!
Dateline Chicago 28 January year of the pig

Psycho Gov trips down crooked path
to bread line
While prosecutor follows crumb trail
to tapes!

Blago shapes news day to own ends
but Ill senate sends him home!

Shag Dome quotes M.L.King
from back porch
at end of long goodbye!
Dick sez: Where’s my
barf bag?

And! The Diquiz!
Who’s gonna judge the hog contest
at next year’s fair?