The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Deadeye Dick ( Times )

Byline: deep in the heart of Texas

Bald man’s hair trigger
drops old bird in orange vest
as Veep heads west
to quell bloodlust!

Cheney goes bust
as he parlays Vietnam war experience ( zip )
into hunting trip ( zap )!

Quailing at the prospect of combat
he skipped army marksmanship course,
opted for home -schooling
with news -worthy results
and now no longer gets to ride shotgun
in W’s Hummer!

Dick sez: Bummer!

And! The Diquiz!
Which of the following Google searches
have lead to Homeland Security wire taps?

1. The Desert Rats
2. Knit an Afghan
3. Shake ya money make-ah
4. Ishtar bombs
5. Ali MacGraw