The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Late breaking news flash!!!
16 December 04
The Times has just learned that George Bush
is about to plead guilty to everything and
enter the Witless Protection program!
Insiders leak plan to reduce relocation
and disguise expenses by spraying the President
with artificial " Hair in a Can" and integrating him
into the chimp colony of Chicago's Lincoln Park Zoo's
new primate habitat.
When viewing this exhibit please observe the zoo's
"Do not feed" policy.
Friday, December 17, 2004
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